Things to do before I die

A recently found list written when I was 12 1/2 years old

• own a bubble machine
• parachute from a plane
• go to a rock concert
• have my belly button pierced
• stay awake for 24 hours
• own a vibrator
• design and wear own clothes
• have a day of moodyness
• own a YSL Touche Eclat concealer
• go on a shopping spree and spend over £100
• dye my hair pink
• walk around town for a whole day only talking french
• walk around town for a whole day only talking german
• stalk somebody
• have a day of fasting
• go to a gay night club
• be a tramp for 24 hours
• go to a Wolves match
• have a one night stand
• snog a girl
• buy a buddha
• turn to Sex and the City and Cosmopolitian magazine for advice
• go to university
• smoke a pack of menthol cigarettes
• sleep with your boss
• streak
• have professional nail extensions
• own a Karma Sutra
• buy a copper bracelet
• be on TV
• have a gangbang
• go to Hong Kong and Tokyo
• say Ciao and TTFN after 10 conversations
• go waterskiing
• visit America and go tornado/hurricane hunting
• touch a pyramid
• go in a hot air balloon
• raise a significant amount of money for a charity
• meet Mickey Mouse & Tigger
• snog more than 20 people in one night
• own the Lord Of The Rings complete video set

These were things that were honestly important to me when I was in year 8, as you can see, I was pretty interested in sex and all things sex-related, I blame the magazines. They're worse now, but back in 2002 that one problem page at the back of my Mizz or Cosmo-girl used to be my favourite page. Im not even entirely sure that I know what a gangbang is now, so i definately didn't know what one was then. I suppose the 12 and a 1/2 year old me would be proud that at the age of 21, I have done over half the things on this list. I think its good to write things like this down, because even though I am slightly embarrassed over a few of the points, I am amused to read these promises to myself that I was certain I'd never forget. Im glad my parents never found this list during my adolescent years or Im sure my life would have been very different!